Went to a Christmas party, came back with no pubes
A malfunctioning audio-animatronic Father Christmas exposes himself in Are You Being Served?, episode “The Father Christmas Affair” (1976, season 4, episode 7)
That ‘Kitty’ better not bring me anything.
It wants to bring you a tiny pile of poops for your pillow! @weirdchristmas
Are you going to do a weird Valentine’s series?
I probably should. I’ve got a bunch. Easter is also really disturbing. Every year I say I’m going to, and then I remember like the day of. But….I should. I will.